ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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