Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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