I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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