if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
