is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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