Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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