Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I cannot find my penis.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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