STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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