So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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