Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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