He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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