Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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