The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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