Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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