I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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