Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
