sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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