He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
