But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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