She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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