The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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