guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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