they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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