what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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