Cold hands, warm shart.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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