Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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