Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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