i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
