i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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