i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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