You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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