It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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