I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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