im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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