toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
we have pet lesbian snakes
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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