i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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