what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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