ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There's always time for handjobs
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
