Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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