she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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