with your own penis?
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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