All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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