from now on my penis is your penis
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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