I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this just has baby written all over it
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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