okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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