If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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