honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i drank out of a bidet.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
