I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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