Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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