I wish i was in the wii world.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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