This girl is more easily done than said...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
