We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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