her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize