I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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