your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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