Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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