So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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