My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
