Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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