That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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