i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Drunk is not a location!
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